whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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