You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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