tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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