I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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