went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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