this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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