I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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