# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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