Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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