It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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