Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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