About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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