Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize