After last night, I could never be a politician.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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