I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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