I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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