big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my being single is dangerous.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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