David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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