so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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