Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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