why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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