so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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