Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
