i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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