He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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