Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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