im drinking this country out of the recession.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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