Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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