ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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