am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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