This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In America we eat man semen.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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