Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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