East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
True strength comes from lack of pants
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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