I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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