im drinking this country out of the recession.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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