Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize