new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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