this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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