do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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