...so i touched it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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