I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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