let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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