She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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