Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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