so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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