Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Randomize
