Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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