I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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