Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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