I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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