hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
