I can't breathe out the right side of my face
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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