Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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