in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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